Monday, November 19, 2012

Laugh about it :-) Chelsea and Manchester United Rivalry.


A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Manchester  and, trying to make a good impression on her first day explains to her class that she is a Manchester United fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too, are Red Devil fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand expect one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: Anna, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Manchester United fan', she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked: 'Well if you're not a Red Devils fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I'm a Chelsea fan, and proud of it', Anna replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
'Anna, why, pray tell, are you a Blues fan?'
'Because my mum and dad are from Fulham, and my mum is a Blues fan and my dad is a Blues fan, so I'm a Blues fan too!'
'Well, 'said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that's no reason for you to be a Chelsea fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and you dad was a drug dealer and car thief, what would you be then?'
'Then', Anna smiled, 'I'd be a Manchester United fan.'

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